Am I your woman?

In a previous blog I posted some good ways to land yourself a date with me. I figured it only makes sense to post my own qualities so that you know why you want to land a date with me, so here it goes:

• I'm a musician, so I could write you cute love songs. 
• Being a musician comes with good taste in music. In my case anyways.
• I mysteriously taste exactly like mango. Lucky you!
• I'm an excellent tree climber.
• I can cook a meal suited for a king. My king?